Kamaal R Khan is a favourite among those who use twitter. His twitter profile is pure entertainment. It is so comical that sometimes it just leaves you in splits and you cannot control your laughter. Here we are going to show you some of KRK’s tweets that are so funny, that you will not only be shaking your head in disbelief, but also, holding your stomach because of the pain caused by the continuous laughter.
He only loves himself. PS: Once he tweeted that his water comes from Belgium.
If you are sending breakfast at my home then also I don't care coz I don't love anyone except myself.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) November 15, 2014
Is that supposed to be scary?
Today I am cleaning my gun because I think I have to use it very soon. pic.twitter.com/ufXWoH4uAn
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) November 15, 2014
How can we ignore you? After all you know how to grab everyone’s attention, right?
Good morning Duniyawalon. You hate me or love me but you can't ignore me.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) November 15, 2014
Star. Hmm.
Mumbai city is really great city where every #lukkha has girlfriend except stars like me. Good night.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) November 15, 2014
According to KRK, weight loss makes for a super-hit movie!
Too many ppl are saying that career of @ParineetiChopra is over after 3flops in row but I say tat she can bounce back if reduce 10kg weight.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) November 15, 2014
Because auditioning for a cast is so mainstream.
Dear @sofiahayat contact me urgent if you want to become lead heroine of #Deshdrohi2
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) November 15, 2014
What?!
#KillDil is proof that Ranveer Singh's biggest stardom is only @deepikapadukone N every1 knows tat even Jimmy can give 100Cr film with her.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) November 15, 2014
So KRK realises his tweets are a punishment?
I shall punish that director n producer by my tweets whoever will take horribly dirty looking Pakistani actress Mahira Khan in the films.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) November 14, 2014
Oh! that’s one way to become a Twitter superstar. Not.
If you are a star n gets only 400-500 RT on your tweets then use name of KRK n guaranteed you will get more than 5000 RT coz of his stardom.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) November 14, 2014
Lulz.
This is the Jalwa of KRK that even president of India gives him award. How many you idiots can do this? pic.twitter.com/Uz63Ca4cnW
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) November 14, 2014
Gajab indeed.
Girls hold your heart because Aaj Laundaa Gazab Lag Raha hai. pic.twitter.com/TXXsdcsrwH
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) November 13, 2014
Umm? What?
Honest @NargisFakhri says tat nobody can live 15days without having sex n I m 100% agree with her. Some liars can live without sex 4few yrs.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) November 10, 2014
Can someone remind KRK that Anupam Kher has a Padma Shri to his credit?
Sir @AnupamPkher has given 13 flops in a row to prove that he is 100% guarantee of flop at box office today. Congratulatns 4achievement sir.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) November 10, 2014
KRK is also a political and a advisor. *facepalm*
Mr. Adani just chill. PM Modi ji is going to visit Australia 2solve your problems of Australian coal mines projects. pic.twitter.com/fQRArQ0jjZ
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) November 13, 2014
Speak about distasteful. And anyway how the hell did he know she was without underwear?
Predict exact height n weight of Lisa Haydon n win this skirt which she did wear without panty. #TheShaukeen pic.twitter.com/nxWyx8GKS9
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) November 6, 2014
Lulz, again.
Girls pls hold your heart before to look at this handsome man. pic.twitter.com/0sydUR1TJR
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) October 26, 2014
Can we please spare the Indian army, sir?
Ye photo perfect hai Ji @ParineetiChopra But how did soldiers control themselves to see you like this? Big question! pic.twitter.com/KKVwJVLqGr
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) October 7, 2014
There’s a KRK anthem? Sigh.
KRK ANTHEM – MUST WATCH!! | WORDPLAY http://t.co/92YVde450o
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) September 18, 2014
Content Source – Youth Connect
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